blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."

(Source: steven-stoned, via thequietterror-ofbeingalive)

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

(Source: randomweas.com, via thequietterror-ofbeingalive)

(Source: burgertv, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thefrogman)

(Source: seafoamgreeen, via ruinedchildhood)

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

(via xennika)